So I was snuggling with my boyfriend earlier (I was being the big spoon) and he was getting sleepy.
I decided to move my hand and touch his butt because butts.
He proceeded in all his sleepy cuteness to reach over, grab my hand and pull it back in front of him and whisper “you’re gonna love me for my personality.”
I died laughing for about 15 minutes straight.
I hate when people respond to a question with, “Whatever you want!” because if I had an opinion I wouldn’t have asked for theirs.
Those boobs tho
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
this gives me hope.
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."
107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.
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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
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Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
In light of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer coming out today, quick reminder that that book is about an abusive and controlling relationship, not BDSM.
Fanfiction (published or not) is important for women of all ages to explore gender roles and sexuality in a way that is less stigmatized and more accessible.
But do not do the BDSM community a disservice by calling the relationship described in the book a BDSM experience.